Deck the Halls and Not the Customers t-shirt (backprint)

"Deck the Halls and Not the Customers" is a whimsical t-shirt that captures the festive spirit while playfully poking fun at the sometimes chaotic nature of retail during the holiday season. The backprint features a vibrant design that combines cheerful holiday motifs with a humorous twist, reminding wearers that the joy of decorating and celebrating should take precedence over the pressures of customer service. This shirt is perfect for retail workers, holiday enthusiasts, or anyone looking to spread a little cheer while keeping a lighthearted attitude about the hustle and bustle of shopping season. Whether you're trimming the tree, wrapping gifts, or handling holiday shoppers, this shirt serves as a delightful reminder to prioritize joy and merriment over stress. Wear it proudly at parties, gatherings, or while working to bring some holiday cheer wherever you go!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.