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Dyslexics are teople poo (embroidered) T-Shirt

Regular price $38.00 Sale price $53.00
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100% Cotton Heavyweight 180g/m² Double seam
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Product Description
T-shirt featuring our iconic Dyslexics are teople poo embroidered design.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 180g/m²
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size guide: runs true to size; we recommending buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren't just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–7 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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Questions people ask

What size Dyslexics Are Teople Poo t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Dyslexics Are Teople Poo t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The design is stitched in with real embroidery thread rather than printed on top, so you can feel it with your thumb — it does not crack and it does not peel. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Dyslexics are teople poo (embroidered)

The Dyslexics Are Teople Poo t-shirt is embroidered, not printed, and carries no picture at all. Two lines of small serif lettering are stitched in the centre of the chest, reading Dyslexics are, then teople poo, with the swapped letters left to do their own work. On the black tee the thread reads pale grey.

Stitched on the chest of a 100% cotton unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same embroidery is also available on a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a vintage cotton twill cap.

People search for it as dyslexics are teople poo. It is bought as a birthday present and by people who have been telling that joke for years and finally have somewhere to put it. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.

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