I didn't drink for 12 years then I turned 13 Hoodie

The "I Didn't Drink for 12 Years Then I Turned 13" hoodie is a playful and humorous take on the journey of growing up. This unique piece of apparel captures the essence of childhood innocence and the excitement of entering the teenage years. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this hoodie offers both comfort and style, making it perfect for everyday wear or special occasions. The bold text serves as a lighthearted reminder of the carefree days before adolescence, inviting laughter and conversation. With its relaxed fit and cozy design, this hoodie is ideal for kids and tweens who are navigating the thrilling transition into their teenage years. Celebrate the joy of youth and the funny moments that come with it by wearing this charming hoodie!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.