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  • I didn't drink for 12 years then I turned 13 t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

I didn't drink for 12 years then I turned 13 t-shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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The "I Didn't Drink for 12 Years Then I Turned 13" t-shirt is a playful and humorous take on the often serious topic of drinking and age. This shirt captures the lightheartedness of childhood while cleverly poking fun at the transition into teenage years. With bold graphics and a catchy slogan, it’s perfect for young teens who enjoy expressing their personality and celebrating their newfound independence. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt offers comfort and style for any casual occasion. Whether it's for a birthday celebration, a family gathering, or just hanging out with friends, this tee is bound to spark conversations and laughter. It’s a great gift for the mischievous teen in your life who appreciates a good joke about growing up!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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