I didn't drink for 12 years then I turned 13 Sweatshirt

The "I Didn't Drink for 12 Years Then I Turned 13" sweatshirt is a playful nod to the often humorous and lighthearted perspective on growing up. This unique piece of clothing captures the essence of childhood innocence and the amusing transition into teenage years. Crafted from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it offers warmth and style, making it perfect for casual outings or cozy days at home. The bold graphic design features a witty slogan that resonates with both young teens and adults who appreciate a clever twist on age milestones. Wear it proudly to showcase your sense of humor and embrace the journey of growing up. Ideal for gifting or personal use, this sweatshirt is a fun addition to any wardrobe, celebrating the joy and quirks of becoming a teenager.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.