I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one Hoodie

Introducing the “I’m No Detective but I Know a C**T When I See One” hoodie, a bold statement piece for those who appreciate humor and honesty. This cozy and stylish hoodie is perfect for anyone who enjoys making a statement without saying a word. Crafted from high-quality materials, it offers both comfort and durability, making it ideal for casual outings or lounging at home. The eye-catching design features a witty slogan that’s sure to spark conversations and laughter. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend or adding it to your own wardrobe, this hoodie is a fun way to express your personality and stand out from the crowd. Wear it with confidence and let the world know you mean business—while keeping it light-hearted!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.