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  • I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
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  • I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing

I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt (backprint)

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "I'm No Detective but I Know a C**T When I See One" T-Shirt is a bold statement piece designed for those who appreciate humor and honesty. Featuring a striking backprint, this shirt combines wit with a touch of irreverence, making it perfect for casual outings or gatherings with friends. Crafted from high-quality fabric, it ensures comfort while making a memorable impression. The playful phrase captures a lighthearted yet straightforward attitude, appealing to individuals who value authenticity over pretense. With its relaxed fit and eye-catching design, this T-shirt serves as a conversation starter, inviting laughter and camaraderie. Whether you're out on the town or lounging at home, embrace your unapologetic side with this unique and amusing apparel that speaks volumes without saying a word.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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