I'm No Detective but I know a C**T when I see one T-Shirt

The "I'm No Detective but I Know a C**T When I See One" T-shirt is a bold statement piece for those who appreciate humor and straightforwardness. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt combines comfort with a cheeky attitude, making it perfect for casual outings or relaxed gatherings with friends. The design features a playful yet edgy tagline that conveys a sense of confidence and wit, appealing to those who aren’t afraid to speak their minds. Whether you're looking to make a statement or simply enjoy a good laugh, this T-shirt is a great conversation starter. Wear it with pride and let your personality shine through. Ideal as a gift for friends with a similar sense of humor, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little sass in their wardrobe.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.