Hallowed be thy Gains T-Shirt

Unleash Your Inner Gym-God with the 'Hallowed Be Thy Gains' Funny T-Shirt by Orbital Clothing! This isn't just a funny t-shirt; it's a testament to your dedication, a nod to your ironclad faith, and a hilarious statement for anyone who understands the sacred ritual of leg day. Made from 100% breathable cotton, this unisex fit tee ensures maximum comfort whether you're smashing PRs or just recovering from a hardcore pump. With 100+ 5-star reviews, you know you're getting a top-quality, laugh-out-loud funny t-shirt that truly embodies the spirit of the gym. Join the Orbital Clothing family and wear your gains (and your sense of humour) with pride. Because at Orbital, we believe salvation (and funny t-shirts) should ship free!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.