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Hallowed be thy Gains T-Shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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Hallowed Be Thy Gains


In gym we trust. 🙏💪


For the lifters, the squat rack saints,
and those who never skip leg day (or at least pretend they don’t).


Preach. Pump. Repeat.
Your gospel? Creatine and compound lifts.


Unisex fit.
100% cotton.
Blessed with breathability.


100+ 5-star reviews
(Written post-pump, probably while flexing.)


🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days – just in time for chest day.


📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ – because salvation should ship free.

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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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More Info

The "Hallowed Be Thy Gains" T-Shirt is a perfect blend of fitness motivation and style, designed for gym enthusiasts and those who cherish a strong, active lifestyle. Featuring a bold, eye-catching graphic, this shirt inspires wearers to dedicate themselves to their workout goals and personal growth. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort during intense training sessions or casual outings. The phrase “Hallowed Be Thy Gains” serves as a reminder of the dedication and discipline required to achieve physical excellence. Whether you’re lifting weights, running, or simply hanging out with friends, this T-shirt makes a statement about your commitment to fitness. Available in various sizes and colors, it’s an ideal gift for anyone passionate about health and wellness. Elevate your workout wardrobe with this unique piece that embodies strength and perseverance.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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