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  • Jesus Has Rizzen (Updated Design!) t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Jesus Has Rizzen (Updated Design!) t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Jesus Has Rizzen (Updated Design!) t-shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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Elevate your wardrobe with the "Jesus Has Rizzen" tee, the funniest t-shirt for those who love a good laugh and a touch of divine humour! This isn't just another funny t-shirt; it's a statement piece from Orbital Clothing, crafted for comfort, quality, and guaranteed smiles. Made from 100% premium cotton, this shirt offers a super-soft feel and a perfect unisex fit, making it an ideal choice for anyone looking for hilarious t-shirts that are also incredibly comfortable. Why choose Orbital Clothing for your next funny t-shirt? We're dedicated to creating unique, conversation-starting apparel that stands out. Our "Cruciflex-certified" quality ensures durability and a great look wash after wash. Join hundreds of satisfied customers who've given us 5-star reviews for our funny t-shirts and exceptional service. Get ready to turn heads and spread some heavenly humour with the best funny t-shirts around!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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