Micro Penis Club President White glossy mug

Introducing the Micro Penis Club President White Glossy Mug—a playful and unique addition to your collection! This high-quality ceramic mug features a sleek white glossy finish, making it perfect for sipping your favorite beverages while showcasing your sense of humor. The bold design proudly proclaims your membership as the "President" of the Micro Penis Club, adding a touch of fun to your morning coffee or afternoon tea. Ideal for lighthearted gatherings, this mug serves as a great conversation starter and a whimsical gift for friends who appreciate a good laugh. Its durable material ensures that it will withstand daily use, while the comfortable handle makes it easy to hold. Raise your mug and celebrate individuality with a smile—because laughter is the best drink of all!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.