Short King and Proud Hoodie

The "Short King and Proud Hoodie" is a stylish and empowering piece of apparel designed for those who embrace their height with confidence. Made from a soft, comfortable fabric, this hoodie features a bold graphic that proudly declares "Short King" across the chest, celebrating individuality and self-love. Available in a range of sizes and colors, it’s perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or making a statement at social gatherings. With its relaxed fit and adjustable drawstring hood, this hoodie is both fashionable and functional, allowing you to express your personality while staying cozy. Whether you're hanging out with friends or just enjoying a day out, the "Short King and Proud Hoodie" is a fantastic way to showcase your pride and encourage others to embrace their uniqueness as well.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.