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Sir Cumcise t-shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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Sir Cumcise A noble knight. Cut from a different cloth. ⚔️

For the history buffs with filthy minds, the lads who love wordplay, and anyone banned from the family WhatsApp group.

Chivalry isn’t dead — it just got a bit graphic.

Unisex fit. 100% cotton. NSFW. NSChurch either.

100+ heroic reviews (From people who should probably be on a watchlist.)

🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days – faster than you can unsheathe your sword.

📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ – save your coin, squire.
  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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More Info

Introducing the "Sir Cumcise" t-shirt, a playful and provocative garment that combines humor with a touch of cheekiness. This unique shirt features a clever pun that plays on the word "circumcise," making it an amusing conversation starter. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, it ensures both comfort and style, perfect for casual outings or relaxed gatherings. The design showcases bold lettering that captures attention while maintaining a sense of light-hearted fun. Whether you're looking to express your personality, make a statement at a party, or simply enjoy a good laugh with friends, the Sir Cumcise t-shirt is an ideal choice. Embrace your sense of humor and let your shirt do the talking – it's not just a piece of clothing, it's a witty expression of individuality!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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