The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get Sweatshirt

Introducing "The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get" sweatshirt, a playful and humorous take on the journey of aging and self-acceptance. This comfy and stylish sweatshirt features a witty slogan that resonates with anyone embracing their unique look. Made from a soft blend of cotton and polyester, it provides the perfect balance of warmth and breathability, ideal for casual outings or cozy nights in. Available in multiple colors and sizes, it’s designed for both comfort and style. Whether you’re looking to make a statement or simply enjoy a good laugh, this sweatshirt is a great addition to your wardrobe. Celebrate your individuality and wear your confidence proudly with this fun piece that’s sure to spark conversations and smiles wherever you go!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.