The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

Introducing "The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get" Vintage Cotton Twill Cap, a perfect blend of humor and style for those embracing the joys of life’s little quirks. Crafted from high-quality vintage cotton twill, this cap offers comfort and durability, making it an essential accessory for any casual outing. The witty phrase adds a lighthearted touch, ideal for anyone with a great sense of humor about hair loss or simply looking to make a statement. With its adjustable strap, this cap ensures a perfect fit for everyone. Whether you’re out in the sun, running errands, or enjoying a day at the park, this cap is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Celebrate your unique journey while staying stylish and comfortable!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.