The more hair I lose the more head I get Hoodie

The "The More Hair I Lose, The More Head I Get" hoodie is a playful and humorous take on the age-old struggle with hair loss. This cozy and stylish hoodie features a witty slogan that resonates with many, turning a personal challenge into a lighthearted statement. Crafted from comfortable, high-quality fabric, it ensures warmth and durability, making it perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. The design combines comfort with a touch of personality, appealing to those who appreciate a good laugh and embrace their unique journey. Available in various sizes and colors, this hoodie makes an excellent gift for friends or family members who can relate to the sentiment. Celebrate your individuality and wear your confidence proudly with this fun and relatable piece of apparel!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.