Where the F**K is my son Hoodie

"Where the F**K is My Son?" hoodie is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a bold statement about the worries and frustrations of parenthood. Designed for parents who often find themselves searching for their children in chaotic environments, this hoodie combines humor with a relatable sentiment. Crafted from soft, high-quality materials, it offers comfort while making a playful declaration about the challenges of keeping track of kids. The eye-catching design features a witty phrase that resonates with anyone who has ever lost sight of their child in a crowded place. Perfect for casual outings, family gatherings, or simply lounging at home, this hoodie is a fun way to express the universal experience of parenting. Wear it with pride and share a laugh with fellow parents who understand the struggle!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.