World's Smallest Cock White glossy mug

Introducing the World's Smallest Cock White Glossy Mug, a delightful blend of humor and charm. This unique mug features a playful design that is sure to spark laughter and conversation among friends and family. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, its glossy finish adds a touch of elegance, making it perfect for any occasion. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee, enjoying a cozy tea, or gifting it to someone special, this mug stands out with its quirky title and eye-catching aesthetics. Ideal for collectors or those who love to showcase their playful side, it’s a fun addition to any kitchen or office. Celebrate life’s lighter moments and enjoy your favorite beverages with a smile, all while embracing the whimsical spirit of this one-of-a-kind mug!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.