5 Best Funny T-Shirts for Gifting (Your Mates Will Actually Wear These)

Listen. Buying clothes for your mates is usually a lose-lose. You either go too safe (and they never wear it), or you go too rogue and end up getting blocked in the group chat.

 But what if I told you there was a middle ground? A glorious, chaotic, slightly inappropriate range of T-shirts that toe the line between “Are you alright?” and “I need that immediately”?

Orbital Clothing has dropped some of the funniest, most playfully offensive tees on the internet — and we’ve rounded up the best of the lot. Perfect for gifting. Or hoarding for yourself like the goblin you are.

1. Sir Cumcise T‑Shirt

Imagine a medieval knight with zero filter and a slightly concerning understanding of anatomy. That’s Sir Cumcise. This shirt is the crown jewel of wordplay — so wrong, yet somehow... so right. Whether you’re the class clown, the pub’s official idiot, or just enjoy making strangers squint at your chest, this tee guarantees maximum side-eyes and questionable compliments. It's the kind of shirt that gets you kicked out of family dinner but invited to six house parties that same week.

Why it slaps:

• Turns heads faster than your last dodgy haircut
  

• 100% cotton, so it feels nice while your nan disowns you
  

• Best worn with a knowing smirk and zero shame
  

👉 Shop the Sir Cumcise T‑Shirt – because subtlety is for cowards.

2. Tummy Ache Survivor

For everyone who’s ever said “I’ll be fine” before downing a milkshake and crying in a Tesco toilet — this one’s for you. Tummy Ache Survivor isn’t just a shirt. It’s a battle cry. A warning sign. A love letter to those living on the edge of dairy and despair. Equal parts relatable and ridiculous, this tee turns your digestive drama into badge-of-honour energy. Bonus: it’s oversized enough to hide your food baby and your shame.

Why it slaps:

• Instantly identifies you as part of the lactose-lad alliance
  

• Excellent conversation starter for dating app trauma dumps
  

• Goes with joggers, Crocs, and an emergency pack of Rennies
  

👉 Grab the Tummy Ache Survivor T‑Shirt – your gut deserves representation.

3. Alpha Male (Updated Design!)

You know those blokes who refer to themselves as “top G” but haven’t seen daylight since 2020? This is their uniform. Except it's taking the piss. The Alpha Male tee is gym bro energy dialled up to ironic oblivion — protein shake not included. Whether you actually deadlift or just say “let’s goooo” when leaving Nando’s, this shirt gets the joke before anyone else does. Loud, sarcastic, and just unhinged enough to make your gym crush look twice (probably in horror, but still).

Why it slaps:

• Satirises the influencer-to-podcast-bro pipeline perfectly
  

• Makes every rep in the mirror look 200% funnier
  

• Guaranteed to get a “Jesus Christ” from at least one ex
  

👉 Cop the Alpha Male T‑Shirt now – it’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle.

4. Master Baiter (OG Design)

No explanation needed. But we’re gonna anyway. Master Baiter is the kind of T-shirt you wear knowing full well you’re going to have to explain it to someone’s mum. Which is exactly the point. It’s low-hanging pun fruit — and Orbital has absolutely snatched it off the tree and slapped it on a shirt. Perfect for beach trips, fishing weekends, or making your mates question your life choices all over again.

Why it slaps:

• Eye contact optional when wearing this one
  

• Makes your dad laugh and your therapist sigh
  

• The perfect gift for someone who owns three lures and zero fish
  

👉 Snag the Master Baiter T‑Shirt here – cast it out and see who bites.

5. Sir Racha T‑Shirt

Spicy. Saucy. And just a little bit chaotic. The Sir Racha tee is a love letter to hot sauce addicts and meme lords alike. It’s the kind of graphic design that makes you do a double-take, then immediately wonder if you can pull it off. (Spoiler: you can. Confidence is 90% of the fit.) Whether you’re the kind of person who drowns every meal in Sriracha or you just want people to know your taste buds fear nothing, this one brings the heat — literally and figuratively.

Why it slaps:

• Makes bland outfits taste better instantly
  

• Spicy pun meets knight-core? Say less.
  

• Looks banging on a night out or hungover brunch
  

👉 Buy the Sir Racha T‑Shirt here – you’re not hot sauce, but you’re definitely saucy.

If you made it this far without adding at least one of these to your cart, we’re genuinely concerned. These aren’t just T-shirts — they’re walking memes. Conversation starters. Banter bombs. Whether you’re gifting one to your mate who thinks they’re the group’s “funny one” or keeping it for your own collection of unhinged fits, Orbital’s got the gear that says what everyone else is too scared to.

Tag your mates, send this article in the group chat, or just quietly judge your own taste in fashion. Whatever you do…

👉 Shop the full Orbital Clothing collection now – and remember: if it doesn’t mildly offend someone, is it even fashion?