How to Style Funny T-Shirts Without Looking Like a Walking Meme

Let’s be honest, most fashion advice is written by people who think “edgy” means wearing two necklaces. But if your wardrobe looks like it’s been hand-picked by the internet’s most chaotic meme lord, you’ve come to the right place. We’re talking about tees that’ll get you banned from family gatherings and tees that scream “I know I’m the problem, and I’m thriving.” 

Styling these absolute weapons doesn’t mean hiding the cringe—it means owning it. Here's how to wear Orbital's most unhinged graphic tees without looking like a total trainwreck. (Or while leaning into it—your call.)

1. Professional Rawdogger

Let’s not sugarcoat it—you know exactly what this says about you. This shirt is unapologetic, inappropriate, and iconic. Whether you’re wearing it to the gym, the shop, or your ex’s house “just to talk,” you’re sending a clear message: you’re not here for small talk. Style it with ripped jeans, battered trainers, and absolutely no shame. Bonus points if your playlist is 90% drill and 10% hyperpop.

Why it slaps:

• Comfortable enough for Netflix, bold enough for public
  

• Screams main character energy, with a hint of menace
  

• Perfect mix of soft fleece and harsh truths
  

• Gets more attention than a 6’4 bloke with a French Bulldog
  

👉 Own your menace era with the Rawdogger

2. Sir Cumcise T‑Shirt

Ah yes, a classic play on words that’ll either get a chuckle or a slap from someone’s mum. The Sir Cumcise tee is for the brave, the bold, and the dangerously unfiltered. It’s giving “medieval knight who just discovered innuendo” vibes. Throw it on with a pair of cargo trousers, an oversized jacket, and a smug look that says, “Yes, I know what it says. Yes, I wore it on purpose.”

Why it slaps:

• The pun is filthier than your search history
  

• Thick cotton that’ll survive nights out and questionable decisions
  

• Perfect convo starter or instant dating app bio pic
  

• Gets better reactions than your mate’s stand-up set
  

👉 Grab the Sir Cumcise tee and knight yourself in chaos

3. Lactose Tolerant T‑Shirt

Most people wear Nike to the gym. You? You wear dairy-based sarcasm. The Lactose Tolerant tee is for the brave few who fear no cheese, no bloating, and no judgement. Pair it with joggers, white socks pulled high, and a face that says “pass the cheddar.” Ideal for lifting weights, demolishing pizzas, or causing stomach unrest just for the flex.

Why it slaps:

• Hardcore dairy supremacy energy
  

• Fits better than your jeans post-McDonald’s
  

• Guaranteed to trigger the lactose-intolerant
  

• More personality than your last situationship
  

👉 Get the Lactose Tolerant tee and let 'em know you came for the cheese

4. Certified Fatphobic T‑Shirt

Some tees whisper. This one cancels you in bold block letters. The Certified Fatphobic shirt is not for the faint-hearted—or the overly online. You’ve got to commit to the bit. Match it with oversized cargos, a chain, and an energy drink at 8AM. You’ll either be blocked or worshipped.

Why it slaps:

• Pure unfiltered meme energy
  

• Black and white, like your moral compass
  

• Feels comfy, wears spicy
  

• It’s a red flag but in t-shirt form
  

👉 Get cancelled in style with the Certified Fatphobic tee

5. I Love Garlic Bread T‑Shirt

Because garlic bread isn’t just food—it’s a personality trait. This tee screams carb-core chic. Whether you're hungover, heartbroken, or just really into side dishes, this one wraps you in garlic-scented emotional support. Style with slippers, zero responsibilities, and a cheeky Tesco garlic baguette in hand.

Why it slaps:

• Warm, comfy, and utterly unhinged
  

• Turns comfort food into a fashion statement
  

• Every household relates—iconic
  

• It’s like wearing a hug from your local chippy

👉 Wrap yourself in garlic glory here

You don’t need to be a fashion expert to wear Orbital—you just need a healthy lack of shame and a Wi-Fi connection. These tees aren’t just clothes. They’re chaos wrapped in cotton. So whether you’re dressing to impress, distress, or get aggressively side-eyed on the Tube, you’ll find the perfect fit in this collection.

Shop the full collection now and become the meme your mum warned you about.