Hallowed be thy Gains sweatshirt

The "Hallowed Be Thy Gains" sweatshirt is a perfect blend of comfort and motivation for fitness enthusiasts. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this sweatshirt is designed to keep you cozy during your workouts or casual outings. Featuring a bold, eye-catching graphic, the phrase "Hallowed Be Thy Gains" serves as a powerful reminder of the dedication and hard work required to achieve your fitness goals. Whether you’re hitting the gym, going for a run, or lounging at home, this sweatshirt is a stylish choice that showcases your passion for fitness. The relaxed fit and durable construction ensure it withstands the rigors of your active lifestyle while providing ultimate comfort. Elevate your workout wardrobe and inspire yourself and others with this unique piece that celebrates the journey of self-improvement.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.