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  • He doesn't look a thing like Jesus T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • He doesn't look a thing like Jesus T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus T-Shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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The "He Doesn't Look a Thing Like Jesus" T-Shirt is a bold statement piece that combines humor and pop culture references. This shirt features a catchy phrase inspired by popular music, playing on the contrast between expectations and reality. Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it’s perfect for casual outings, concerts, or just lounging at home. The eye-catching design is sure to spark conversations and draw smiles, making it a fantastic addition to any wardrobe. Whether you're a music lover, a fan of clever wordplay, or simply want to showcase your unique style, this T-shirt is an ideal choice. Available in various sizes and colors, it’s a fun and versatile option for anyone looking to express themselves with a touch of wit and charm.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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