No thanks! I like having my panic attacks sober! The way god intended T-Shirt

Introducing the "No Thanks! I Like Having My Panic Attacks Sober! The Way God Intended" T-Shirt, a perfect blend of humor and honesty for those navigating the challenges of mental health. This unique tee serves as a lighthearted reminder of the struggles many face, embracing the reality of anxiety with a touch of sarcasm. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort while you tackle your day, whether you're at home, out with friends, or simply running errands. The bold, eye-catching print makes a statement, inviting conversation and connection with others who understand. Wear it proudly to express your journey and spread awareness about mental health in a fun and relatable way. Perfect for casual outings, this shirt is a great gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh while tackling life's ups and downs.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.