No thanks! I like having my panic attacks sober! The way god intended T-Shirt (backprint)

The "No Thanks! I Like Having My Panic Attacks Sober! The Way God Intended" T-shirt is a bold statement piece for those who embrace their mental health journey with humor and honesty. Featuring a striking backprint, this shirt captures the essence of resilience and authenticity, inviting conversations about anxiety and coping mechanisms. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, it ensures comfort while making a powerful statement. Whether you're wearing it during casual outings, therapy sessions, or at home, this T-shirt reflects a unique perspective on facing life's challenges head-on. Ideal for anyone who appreciates the blend of humor and truth, it serves as a reminder that it's okay to confront our struggles without substances. Celebrate your journey with this eye-catching, thought-provoking design that resonates with many.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.