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  • Run Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
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  • Run Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Run Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Run Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing

Run Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt (backprint)

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "Run Fast Eat Ass" T-shirt is a bold and humorous statement piece designed for those who embrace an active lifestyle with a playful twist. Featuring eye-catching backprint, this shirt combines fitness motivation with a cheeky sense of fun. Made from high-quality, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort during workouts or casual outings. The design is perfect for runners, gym enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a lighthearted approach to fitness. Whether you're hitting the trails, heading to the gym, or just hanging out with friends, this T-shirt is sure to spark conversations and laughter. Available in various sizes and colors, it makes for a great gift for fitness lovers or a stylish addition to your own wardrobe. Wear it with pride and show off your love for running and a good laugh!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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