Sir a second penis has just entered my ass T-Shirt

"Sir, a Second Penis Has Just Entered My Ass" is a bold and provocative t-shirt that pushes boundaries and challenges societal norms. This eye-catching design features playful and humorous graphics, making it a conversation starter for those with a cheeky sense of humor. The shirt captures the essence of fun and irreverence, appealing to individuals who appreciate edgy fashion statements. Made from high-quality materials, it offers both comfort and style, perfect for casual outings or parties where laughter is the goal. Whether you're looking to express your unique personality or simply want to wear something that turns heads, this t-shirt is an unforgettable addition to your wardrobe. It's a perfect gift for friends who enjoy a good laugh and aren't afraid to embrace their playful side.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.