Swim Fast Eat Ass Hoodie

Dive into the ultimate lifestyle with the "Swim Fast Eat Ass" hoodie, designed for those who embrace a fun, bold attitude. This unique piece combines comfort with a cheeky twist, perfect for swimmers, beachgoers, or anyone who loves a good laugh. Made from soft, high-quality materials, the hoodie is perfect for keeping warm after a refreshing swim or lounging around with friends. Its playful slogan captures the spirit of living life to the fullest—balancing fitness and enjoyment. With a stylish fit and vibrant colors, it’s not just a hoodie; it’s a statement. Whether you’re hitting the pool, chilling at the beach, or just hanging out, the "Swim Fast Eat Ass" hoodie is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Embrace your playful side and make a splash wherever you go!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.