Swim Fast Eat Ass t-shirt (backprint)

The "Swim Fast Eat Ass" t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and athletic spirit, designed for those who embrace life with vigor and a touch of cheekiness. Featuring a bold backprint, this shirt captures the essence of a carefree lifestyle, celebrating both the thrill of competitive swimming and a playful attitude towards indulgence. Made from high-quality, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort whether you're hitting the pool or hanging out with friends. The eye-catching design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations, making it a great addition to any swimmer's wardrobe. Whether you're a dedicated athlete or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, this t-shirt is a fun way to express your personality and passion. Dive into style and wear your confidence proudly!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.