Swim Fast Eat Ass White glossy mug

The "Swim Fast Eat Ass" white glossy mug is a perfect blend of humor and motivation for swimming enthusiasts and those who appreciate a good laugh. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this mug features a sleek white finish that beautifully showcases its bold, eye-catching phrase. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or enjoying a post-workout protein shake, this mug serves as a fun reminder to embrace your passions with enthusiasm. Its comfortable handle and generous capacity make it ideal for daily use, while the glossy exterior adds a touch of modern elegance. Perfect as a gift for swimmers or a quirky addition to your kitchen, this mug will surely spark conversations and inspire laughter. Dive into your day with style—because life is too short not to enjoy every moment!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.