Swim Fast Eat Ass Sweatshirt

The "Swim Fast Eat Ass" sweatshirt is a bold statement piece for those who embrace a vibrant, active lifestyle. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt offers both comfort and style, making it perfect for lounging post-swim or wearing to the gym. The playful phrase captures the essence of a carefree attitude towards fitness and fun, appealing to swimmers and fitness enthusiasts alike. Its unisex design ensures that anyone can rock this trendy garment with confidence. Available in various colors, the sweatshirt is ideal for layering on cooler days or wearing solo to showcase your unique personality. Whether you’re hitting the pool, running errands, or hanging out with friends, the "Swim Fast Eat Ass" sweatshirt is a fantastic way to express your love for swimming and unapologetic enjoyment of life.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.