The Enemy Approaches T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size Enemy Approaches t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Enemy Approaches t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the The Enemy Approaches

This is the Enemy Approaches t-shirt from Orbital Clothing. It is drawn like the doodles in the margins of an old illuminated manuscript. A knight in chainmail and a blue tunic raises his sword and his lion shield, mouth open in panic, as a snail nearly his own size comes at him with a spear. Above them, in gothic blackletter with a red and gold illuminated T, it says the enemy approaches. Medieval scribes really did keep drawing knights fighting snails in the margins of their books, and nobody is quite sure why. On white and pastel shirts the lettering is printed in dark brown. On black and other dark shirts it is printed in cream so it still stands out.

It is printed on the front chest of a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a women’s crop top and a tank top.

It is for history nerds, fans of strange medieval art, and anyone who panics about things that are coming very, very slowly. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.