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  • Throat Goat t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
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  • Throat Goat t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Throat Goat t-shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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More Info

The "Throat Goat" t-shirt is a bold and cheeky fashion statement that captures attention and sparks conversation. Designed for those with a sense of humor and a flair for the daring, this shirt features a playful graphic that blends pop culture with a hint of edginess. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers comfort for any casual outing or gathering with friends. Whether you're at a party, a concert, or simply hanging out, the "Throat Goat" t-shirt serves as an icebreaker, inviting laughter and camaraderie. Ideal for anyone who appreciates witty apparel and wants to showcase their personality, this shirt is a perfect addition to your wardrobe. Wear it with pride and let your style speak volumes about your fun-loving spirit!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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