Alpha in the Streets Kitten in the Sheets Hoodie

Introducing the "Alpha in the Streets, Kitten in the Sheets" hoodie, a playful yet bold statement piece for the modern individual. This unique hoodie captures the duality of personality, showcasing strength and confidence in public while embracing a softer, more affectionate side in private. Crafted from premium, soft cotton blend fabric, it ensures maximum comfort and warmth, making it perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. The eye-catching design features stylish typography that embodies the fun and fierce spirit of those who wear it. Available in various sizes and colors, this hoodie is ideal for anyone looking to express their multifaceted nature with flair. Whether you’re out on the town or lounging at home, this hoodie effortlessly blends style with personality, making it a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.