Alpha in the Streets Kitten in the Sheets T-Shirt

The "Alpha in the Streets, Kitten in the Sheets" T-Shirt is the perfect blend of bold confidence and playful charm. This unique tee captures the duality of personality, showcasing a fierce, dominant side in social settings while revealing a softer, more affectionate side in intimate moments. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it offers both comfort and style, making it ideal for casual outings or cozy nights in. The eye-catching design features a striking graphic that highlights the contrasting themes, making it a conversation starter wherever you go. Whether you’re an alpha in your career or simply enjoying a relaxed evening, this shirt eloquently expresses your multifaceted nature. Wear it with pride and let the world know you embrace every side of yourself!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.