Alpha in the Streets Kitten in the Sheets sweatshirt

Introducing the "Alpha in the Streets, Kitten in the Sheets" sweatshirt – the perfect blend of bold confidence and playful charm. This unique apparel piece is designed for those who embrace their duality, showing off a fierce exterior while revealing a softer side when the day winds down. Crafted from high-quality, soft fabric, it ensures comfort whether you’re out conquering the world or relaxing at home. The striking design features a captivating slogan that speaks to your multifaceted personality, making it an ideal conversation starter. Available in various sizes and colors, this sweatshirt is perfect for casual outings, cozy nights in, or lounging around. Wear it proudly and let the world know you’re both an alpha adventurer and a cuddly companion at heart. Embrace your complexity with style!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.