Born to Shit Forced to Wipe White glossy mug

Introducing the "Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" white glossy mug, a humorous and cheeky addition to your morning routine. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this mug boasts a sleek, glossy finish that enhances its playful design. Perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage of your choice, it's sure to spark conversations and bring a smile to anyone's face. The bold, eye-catching text captures a relatable sentiment, making it an ideal gift for friends, family, or even yourself. Whether you're at home or the office, this mug adds a touch of humor to your day. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it's as practical as it is amusing. Embrace the lighter side of life with this fun and functional piece that celebrates the everyday moments we all experience.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.