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  • Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
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  • Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing

Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe t-shirt (backprint)

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" t-shirt encapsulates a humorous and irreverent take on the daily struggles of life. With its bold, eye-catching backprint, this shirt boldly declares a cheeky message that resonates with anyone who appreciates a laugh at the mundane realities of existence. The phrase cleverly juxtaposes the natural process of life with the often overlooked, yet necessary, aftermath. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this t-shirt offers both comfort and style, making it a perfect choice for casual outings or lounging at home. Whether you're looking to make a statement, share a giggle with friends, or simply enjoy a unique piece of apparel, this t-shirt serves as a lighthearted reminder that humor can be found in even the most ordinary situations. Wear it proudly and embrace the fun!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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