Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Cap

Questions people ask

What size Born to Shit Forced to Wipe cap should I get?

One size fits all. It is a 6-panel unstructured dad cap with a low profile and an antique-brass metal snap buckle at the back, so you can set it where you want it.

What is the Born to Shit Forced to Wipe cap made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton twill with six sewn eyelets, a black sweatband and a washed-out vintage finish. The design is embroidered into the front, not printed on it. Cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Born to Shit Forced to Wipe

The Born to Shit Forced to Wipe cap swaps the photo collage for a simple embroidered badge. A cartoon monkey face in brown and cream thread, with wide eyes and a small grin, sits in the middle of the front panel, with BORN TO SHIT arched above it and FORCED TO WIPE curved below, both in white rounded capitals.

Embroidered on a vintage-wash cotton twill dad cap with a low profile and a brass snap buckle. It is one size, so there is no size chart to work through. The same design is also available as a mug.

It is one of the most-searched designs on the site: people look for it as the born to shit forced to wipe shirt. A regular pick for stag dos, secret santa and anyone with a low bar.