Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

The "Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" Vintage Cotton Twill Cap is a humorous and bold accessory that adds a playful touch to any outfit. Made from high-quality, durable cotton twill, this cap boasts a classic unstructured design, providing a comfortable fit for all-day wear. Its vintage style features a distressed look, making it a trendy addition to your casual wardrobe. The witty phrase embroidered on the front showcases your fun personality and sense of humor, making it a perfect conversation starter. Whether you're at a backyard barbecue, running errands, or just relaxing with friends, this cap is sure to draw smiles and laughter. Embrace your individuality and express yourself with this unique and stylish cap that is both functional and fashionable.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.