Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Sweatshirt

The "Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" sweatshirt is a humorous and edgy piece of apparel that captures the essence of life's absurdities. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a bold statement, this sweatshirt combines comfort with a cheeky attitude. Made from high-quality, soft fabric, it offers warmth and style for any casual occasion. Whether you're lounging at home, hitting the gym, or out with friends, this sweatshirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. The playful phrase serves as a reminder to embrace life's messy moments with a sense of humor. Available in various sizes and colors, it makes a great gift for anyone who enjoys a good joke and values comfort in their wardrobe. Wear it proudly and share a laugh!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.