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  • Hit Maxes Not Women t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Hit Maxes Not Women t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Hit Maxes Not Women t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Hit Maxes Not Women t-shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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The "Hit Maxes Not Women" t-shirt is a bold statement piece designed for those who prioritize personal achievement and strength over harmful stereotypes. This empowering shirt encourages individuals to focus on reaching their maximum potential, whether in fitness, career, or personal goals, rather than perpetuating negative attitudes towards women. Crafted from comfortable, high-quality fabric, it offers a stylish fit for both casual outings and gym sessions. The slogan serves as a conversation starter, promoting awareness about respect and equality while inspiring others to embrace a positive mindset. By wearing this t-shirt, you join a movement that champions empowerment, self-improvement, and the celebration of all individuals. Perfect for anyone who believes in lifting each other up and breaking down barriers, it’s a must-have for champions of change.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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