I don't spit, I swallow Cap

"I Don't Spit, I Swallow" is a bold and provocative title that captures attention and invites curiosity. This cap embodies a confident and unapologetic attitude, celebrating the idea of embracing life's challenges head-on. The phrase suggests a willingness to take in experiences fully, rather than shying away or rejecting them. It's a statement of empowerment, encouraging individuals to own their choices and live authentically. The cap itself is a stylish accessory, perfect for making a statement in casual settings or at social gatherings. Whether worn for fun or as a conversation starter, it reflects a playful yet assertive personality. This cap is ideal for those who appreciate humor and directness, making it a unique addition to any wardrobe. Embrace your boldness with this eye-catching piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.