I don't spit, I swallow (embroidered) sweatshirt

Introducing our "I Don't Spit, I Swallow" embroidered sweatshirt, a playful yet bold statement piece for those who embrace confidence and humor. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt ensures both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. The eye-catching embroidered text adds a unique touch, making it a conversation starter that showcases your personality. Available in a variety of colors, it easily pairs with jeans, leggings, or skirts for a versatile look. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or treating yourself, this sweatshirt is a fun addition to any wardrobe. Wear it to express your cheeky side or simply to stay cozy while making a statement. Stand out and embrace your individuality with this fun and trendy piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.